Havana Brown – very playful breed
The origin of this cat is British and came after 1950 from a mating of conjoined twins and European cat. It is one of the cat breeds in fast growing field because of its color, similar to a Cuban cigars. The first thing to notice about this cat it i
Two cannibals were having their
dinner.
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one
said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the
vegetables."
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What buzzes, is black and
yellow and goes
along the bottom of the sea ?
A bee in a submarine !
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There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and
implants
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How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them
spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Doctor, doctor I keep
thinking
I'm a bee
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?
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Eulus stood in front of the take-out
window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers,"
he said. "One with onions, and one without."
The counter man:
"Okay. Which one's without the onions?"
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I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are
small.
But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
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Why did the witch lose her
way?
Because
her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amaso
!
Amaso who ?
Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
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Q: What is the difference between a liberal
and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
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